Let Me Introduce You to My Brother, Kevin
"I'm Dove, Kevin's sister. My brother is too committed to genuine connections and building
something real for dating apps to appreciate him.
Full disclosure:
This is 100% unauthorized, 😁 He doesn't know I put this out here (don't tell him!)"
K
Kevin
Business Owner & My Amazing Brother
The Basics
Age
28 - which means he's
old enough to know better but
young enough to still look good doing
it
Occupation
He runs a software and marketing agency by
day, and occasionally models when clothing brands need a
handsome face to sell things.
Ethnic
Black - and before you ask,
no he doesn't have a second phone, a
secret family, or the
energy for drama. One woman is plenty of
trouble for him 🤣
Languages
English, French, and the
universal language of stealing food off
your plate
Kids
He says he wants 6 kids! 😂 Just kidding,
lol, that's for you to figure out with him
His Vibe & Values
Personality
He's like a
golden retriever in human form - loyal,
occasionally clumsy, and really excited to see you.
Hobbies
Fashion (translation: he owns
more hoodies than a college freshman),
boxing (for stress relief and looking tough
😂 but he is slim lol), soccer (for pretending he's still 18), and video
games (for accepting he's definitely not 18 anymore).
Faith
God-fearing Catholic - which means he goes
to church weekly/bi-weekly and prays extra hard when his football team
is losing. It's about balance.
Relationship Intentions
Looking For
A real partnership where you can be the
weird, awkward, perfectly imperfect humans
you are. No games, unless it's Mario Kart,
then all bets are off and he will absolutely use the blue shell on
you.
Ideal First Date
I will plan something so awkward that you
both will either bond over the trauma or have a great story for your
grandkids.
Perks & Real Talk
Perks of Dating Him
1 • He has enough hoodies to clothe a small
village that you can steal
(this is the last one I stole lol)
2 • Home-cooked meals that will make you question restaurant prices
3 • Loyal to a fault - he'll defend your honor even if you're clearly wrong
2 • Home-cooked meals that will make you question restaurant prices
3 • Loyal to a fault - he'll defend your honor even if you're clearly wrong
His Flaws (Keeping it real)
1 • Can be stubborn when he believes he's
right (which is always, until he's proven wrong)
2 • Workaholic tendencies - his laptop is his emotional support animal
3 • Will absolutely steal your fries and look innocent while doing it
2 • Workaholic tendencies - his laptop is his emotional support animal
3 • Will absolutely steal your fries and look innocent while doing it
Dealbreakers
1 • Reliability & Integrity - When you give
your word, he takes it seriously. He
expects you to honor your commitments or communicate proactively if you
can't. Consistent follow-through is sexy to him.
2 • If you're 'still figuring out' what you want or just want 'whatever happens, happens' - this isn't the right place for you. He's looking for a co-pilot, not a passenger
3 • Texting - He hates texting mostly at the beginning and would rather call, FaceTime, or meet up in person.
2 • If you're 'still figuring out' what you want or just want 'whatever happens, happens' - this isn't the right place for you. He's looking for a co-pilot, not a passenger
3 • Texting - He hates texting mostly at the beginning and would rather call, FaceTime, or meet up in person.
Serious Inquiries Only: Women, 25+
Let's find out if you and my brother, Kevin, are a match made in heaven!
I'm Dove, his
only & favorite sister 😉
Questions You Might Have
Real? Yes. Crazy?
Maybe a little. But have you seen what's out there? As
his sister, I can vouch -
he's genuinely an amazing guy who hates dating apps
because it's fake (his words). I this will feels more authentic for him.
6'1" -
tall enough to reach the top shelf and your heart
Yes $1,000! Just kidding,
it's FREE. This is about finding my brother a genuine
connection, not making money. Though if you hit it off, you might win the
Husband Jackpot.
Absolutely bonkers! But
great men deserve great introductions. Dating apps felt
like the wrong venue for someone of his caliber, so I built him a better one.
Join the madness.
Women, 25+, who are looking to
build a cathedral, not just pitch a tent. This is for
the finale, the 'and finally...' not the fling. Someone ready for something real.
Let's call it "strategic transparency"! 🤫 He knows I'm
playing matchmaker, but the full operation - ads, this
website, even hiring his employee to run the campaign (because I can't code!) ?
That's our little secret.
I made a sisterly vow to find his perfect match 👰♀️ and I'm ALL IN! He'll thank me later... or at least that's the plan! 😅
Pro tip: Save the "your sister hired your employee to build a secret dating website" story for date #3! 😂
I made a sisterly vow to find his perfect match 👰♀️ and I'm ALL IN! He'll thank me later... or at least that's the plan! 😅
Pro tip: Save the "your sister hired your employee to build a secret dating website" story for date #3! 😂
Okay fine, I'll spill the beans! He lives
1h from Montreal and
1h from Ottawa ... but he already comes to Montreal 2-3
times a month and Ottawa occasionally. He's got wheels and open to travel for the
right person!